Black socks, they never get dirty,
The longer you wear them,
The blacker they get,
Sometimes I think about washing
But something inside me says, "Oh no, not yet!"
Knee socks, they never stay up
The long you wear them,
The shorter they get,
Sometimes I think about anklets
But something inside me says, "Oh no, not yet!"
White socks, they always get dirty
The longer you wear them, the weaker they get.
Sometimes, I think I shouldn't wash them
But something inside me says "Do it right now!"
Girl Scouts, they never are quiet
The longer you're near them,
The louder they get
Sometimes I think I will shush them
But something inside me says, "Oh no, not yet!"